Saturday, April 24, 2010

Drinks and Drunks


On the bus on friday there was a large butch woman who was crazy drunk. She was falling over herself and she flagged down the bus and barreled in and faceplanted onto the floor. After slurring her destination to the bus driver she proceeds to fumble to the first few seats and sits between an indian woman and a guy. She then proceeds to pull out a lesbian handbook or guide of some sort and then fall asleep onto the indian woman. 10 minutes in, she jolts awake and starts screaming to the bus driver that she missed her stop. He assures her that her stop is coming up and that she needs to take a seat before she hurts herself. She announces she will stand, then she falls asleep standing up. I took a picture of her, but I got off before she did.

I went out on saturday night because it was some people from work's farewell party. I'm not gonna lie. I was bored out of my mind. I though alot of people from work were going to be there. There wasn't. There were 10 people there I didn't know any of them. I stuck around till about 11 then I gave in and went home.

I hate bars in sydney, I miss bars back home. I miss full sized billards tables and dart board and other fun things to do.

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